GAME DAY!!!

See Coach Shawn

See Coach Shawn and "Scapers" soccer team
(What you can't see is them scoring like 7 goals!)
Where is Ethan (a.k.a. the reason there is a COACH Shawn)?

See Ethan sit in the van the entire game.
Soccer makes him nervous, he says.

See Ethan and Coach's beautiful cheerleaders.

See Ethan completely pooped. Being nervous, grumpy and pouty is hard work.
Congratulations, Coach! You made it through your first game, won (but who's counting?) and didn't puke.